Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
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About This Tour in San Francisco
Why Visit San Francisco?
San Francisco combines stunning natural beauty with innovative culture. From the iconic Golden Gate Bridge to Alcatraz Island, explore diverse neighborhoods, world-class cuisine, and tech-forward attractions. Experience the charm of cable cars, vibrant street art, and the beautiful waterfront.
Getting to San Francisco
The easiest way to reach San Francisco is by flying into San Francisco International Airport (SFO) or Oakland International Airport (OAK). From the airport, you can take a taxi, rideshare service (Uber, Lyft), or public transportation to reach the city center. Many hotels also offer shuttle services, and rental cars are widely available for exploring the area.
What's Included
- A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
What's Not Included
- Bottled water
Cancellation Policy
Additional Information
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
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Meeting and Pickup
Meeting Point
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tourMeet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.
End Point
This is only a block away from the starting point.
Pickup Information
Pickup Option: All travelers must meet at start point
Itinerary
Tour Itinerary
After hearing a thorough history of the Old... 5 minutes
After hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park... 5 minutes
On the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on... 5 minutes
Get a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the... 5 minutes
Beneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians,... 5 minutes
Among the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the cancellation policy?
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
How do I book this tour?
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Is this tour suitable for all ages?
Please check the age requirements and physical fitness level requirements listed in the tour details above. Some tours may have age restrictions or require a certain level of physical fitness.
